A Little Holiday Ditty

Twas the weeks before the new year
and all through the net
three way competitions and referral race
emails were a sure bet

The admins were promising
all sorts of good stuff
The surfers were surfing
competition was tough

I was in my garden
settling in for a long winter surf
When all of a sudden
I heard someone on my turf.

I got up from my desk
to see who it might be
and a little fat elf was
looking at me.

He winked when he saw me
and then pulled open his sack
He gave me some new members
and flung his sack on his back

He jumped back on his sled
and flew up through the sky
I knew I was seeing things
How crazy was I?

I heard him exclaim as he
flew out of site
Happy surfing to all
and to all a good night.